AI Gets Horny, Skims Gets Hairy, and 20,000 Dildos Go Missing

This week’s most unhinged stories—from bizarre heists to pube hypocrisy and the future of erotic AI

I’ve been so busy that I keep sitting down to write a Quick & Dirty, getting halfway through, and then returning to it too late. Not today, though! From OpenAI embracing erotica to the Kardashians’ viral merkin thong and a series of bizarre heists, here’s the horniest news that’s fit to print—exclusively for my paid subs, who I’ve been feeling extra grateful for lately as I zoom around the world working on some big, soon-to-be-announced projects.

I’ll be back soon with more behind-the-scenes dispatches from the front lines of sexual culture, like the brunch sex party I hit this weekend in Brooklyn, or my nights out at a Parisian BDSM dungeon. I’m planning to experiment with more personal, diaristic reports, sent exclusively to paid subs—so if you don’t want to miss the next one, now’s the perfect time to upgrade.

Today’s post also includes a (true) story from the time I was accused of an art heist, so do with that what you will…